The Mommy Dot

I learned from my older sisters how to tell if your kids are lying. When they are still young enough to believe everything you say, tell them that on their forehead is a dot that turns red when they are lying. This dot is only visible to moms (or dads). Then when they are trying to tell a lie they come talk to you with their forehead covered. It really works.

Sprite

Jack's favorite Christmas song is the "Sprite" song. You know

Dashing through the snow, making spirits Sprite...

Jack (do I need to say anything else?)

Last night at tithing settlement, Jack told the bishop that 2 and 2 makes an elephant. We all had a chuckle and finished our visit. Then, as we were driving away, I asked Jack why 2 and 2 makes an elephant. His response was, "because an elephant has four legs."

While talking to Tanner a month ago, Jack insisted that he knows all about girls. "I know all about girls. They like pink and kitties." He should know. He's surrounded by girls at home.